quotes

cannon ate two ears of corn for dinner last night.
today...
c: mommy, mommy! (i entered bathroom)
what is coming out of my poop???????
me: smile and bite my lip so i do not laugh.
c:mommy! what is coming out of my pooooooooooooop???????

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putting together a puzzle of a cow.
c: this is her breast (aka utters). this is how she nurses her baby.

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me: i need to go nurse sutton.
c: no you don't. dad can just get him a pacifer.

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c: mommy i will go see jesus. i will fly on his donkey up to heaven.