Saturday, March 20, 2010

why

Why are my pregnancy shirts which normally are so long on me (because I am short) now to short for my explosive belly?

Why is my left eye running water? All day.

Why am I peeing 50 times a night? Okay, maybe not 50 but YES every hour!

Why do I need to eat a meal at midnight every night? Or like last Monday I had to eat a meal at 2am!!!

Why does hair still grow on your legs when you are pregnant? WHY? Seriously, could I get a break since my belly is to explosive to reach my legs?

Why is it dangerous to be thinking about letting my 2 year old shave said legs?

Why I am addicted to eating cookies and candy when I am pregnant?

5 comments:

Ronny and Elizabeth said...

The only shirts that were long enough to cover my belly the last 2 months were LARGE!!! Sometimes I would wear a stretchy tank under them and leave it out so that it would cover my belly and not even care that the top shirt wasn't long enough...that was at the end when I was not buying new clothes but had to have something to wear! I even started wearing Ronny's pullovers and t-shirts and I was thankful he had them or I would have had nothing to wear! Why do we have to have hair on our legs EVER (or various other places either)??? You might want to have that eye checked out though!

Joy said...

The leg questions made me laugh so hard!!

Kimberly said...

joy, just be glad i did not write what a i really wanted to, then you really would have been laughing...(yes, various other places...as elizabeth said!!!)

liz, the eye is allergic conjunctivitis and i think i spelled that wrong and i do not care.

Chris,Cheryl, Anna Kate and Elin said...

You are cracking me up! I can drive down and shave your legs hahahahahahahaha...on second thought just let 'em grow then maybe the Walmart lady will comment about that and not your belly! hehe

Kimberly said...

okay, cheryl. i expect a visit and you WILL be shavin' my legs!!!! come see me!!!!!!