"Just Put 'Em On!" (WARNING T.M.I)

Last night I traumatized my dear friend, Cheryl. We had dinner at Moe's and on our trip home we were discussing my bladder infection. Being the nurse that she is, she was determined to find the root of my problem. She began asking questions to formulate her diagnosis. "What type of panties do you wear?" she asked. I hesitated and the responded, "I do not wear panties!". Cheryl sat silent and then "WHAT?" she exclaimed, "That is the strangest thing I have ever heard!" I proceeded to tell her that I knew lots of people that did not wear panties and she said, "Just put 'em on". We continued the conversation, with brief moments of silence as she pondered the thought of someone not wearing panties. She began to equate the bladder infection with the fact that I do not wear panties, "Just put 'em on! she says. I told her I never had a bladder infection before I was pregnant, once again, "Just put 'em on!". Finally, we reached her car and a distaught Cheryl, jumps out in relief. She no longer had to be in the presence of her "No panty wearing friend".